darrynek:

i’m in AP lunch

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liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

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me nd my cell girlfriend

coolakemi:

me: bb ur mitochondria is so cold

her: that my powerhouse

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2000yr:

merlotte:

2000yr:

Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch

wash your fucking ass

Wash your attitude

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kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

I am so fucking tired. I work full time and bust my ass to get noticed so WE HAVE a better life. I manage my 40 hours a week along with 5 classes. THAT HAVE WORK ATTACHED TO THEM TO YOU ASSHOLE. seriously you can’t even pick up the damn sponge and wash two dishes I asked you to wash days ago. Seriously fuck you. I’m so tired all the time and what are you doing. Playing Xbox. Hope it fucking blows up and then maybe your priorities will be correct

Class timeeeee

Class timeeeee

ghost-anus:

If your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. Drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid ass and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful bitch you are

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

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