if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell
don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you
A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”
My boss is still crying.
waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like
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choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you