drakefan666:

if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

jakeenglish:

eytancragg:

jakeenglish:

the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

darkness without light is an abyss

light without darkness is blinding

you cannot have a coin with one side.

yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

(Source: lalna)

tequilafemina:

A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

My boss is still crying.

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

image

(Source: royalbloood)

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(Source: socotic)

porcelainskinbleedingfromwithin:

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(Source: weheartit.com)

(Source: allmymetaphors)

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

(Source: reconcicle)

frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

palewilly:

moodyviolence:

ivoryunknown:

found this on a park bench

wow

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palewilly:

moodyviolence:

ivoryunknown:

found this on a park bench

wow

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